I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade
always reblog this gem
cheezits! cheezits! cheezits!
the entire history of earth has merely been a buildup to this point
HOLY SHIT THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
my body was not ready for this
u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* *slides $20 across the table* how about now
If you commit a crime but tell the cops “my bad” before they arrest you they have to let you go. Trust me, I am a police man.
jack off? wow why not jill off this is why we need feminism
what did jehovah even witness
list of phrases i use far too often
- dang son
- rad as heck(y)
- i am too blessed to be stressed
- what the heckaroo
- jimminy cricket
- you gotta be karate kidding me
- scooby dooby don’t
Stay away from me
Thank You :D I love your blog too! You cooler kid!
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
tis the season of giving [too much homework]